The Story

In the infinite abyss of odd Soviet classics, this game is certainly the most real. Seemingly programmed in an engine that came out years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, this unofficial translation provides the first real chance to play a game that defined a generation of Russians.

The Reason

Truthfully, this was my final project for a beginner's game design class. Somehow this class assumed you had no programming knowledge, and therefore the assignments were really easy. I got an easy A and that was that. This game, however, is so bad that I had to share it with the world. The graphics were provided by my teacher... and maybe some other sources. Have fun and remember everyone has to start somewhere (I just wish somewhere wasn't here.)